Birthday Party

St Ives 2017. The house was so full the crowd spread to the balcony where a large birthday cake rested. Outside of the gates a crowd had gathered, some trying to smooch through the security guards. The papraza were trying to get a glimpse of the action, some had even hired helicopters to snoop out the best picture.  

Suddenly a car burst through the crowd and crashed into a black lamp post. Out came Andy Newham, the Socialist Unity blogger. 

"Let me in Madam Miaow' he yelled  

"You're not a member of the Socialist Workers Party ... sorry"  

Then it was time to sing. Instead of 'Happy Birthday' it was "Socialist Workers, Socialist Workers, Socialist Workers." The candles were blown and the Socialist Workers left with three ginger biscuits each.  

That was some birthday party and she could hardly wait until next year when there plans to invite two sides of the hunting debate to party on.