MR. Divine: What parent lets their toddler tongue a pig in broad daylight?
Johnny Mac: Precisely. One should at least wait for nightfall
Mr. Divine: I've looked more carefully at this picture and it appears like the toddler is actually licking inside the pig's nostrils for snot. If this is your child JM don't you think you should feed it more?
Johnny Mac: Ah Mr D, not mine; I am merely the sinister figure whose sandalled foot you can half see at the edge of the photo, who has just promised the innocent child an ice cream if he will snog porkie. At the moment the picture was taken I was, of course, cackling evilly.
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