Port and Dope

Sometimes I've gone on the smoking dope and drinking herbal tea diet. It is said that a bit of kif is like a blazing fire. Usually if I can stick to smoking in the late afternoons it is not too bad. But if I'm smoking dope nowadays it's usually an all day thing and I can't give it up. .. the blazing fire is a bloody ocean. Booze is a bit easier to give up for me. Not wishing to brag but I'm incredibly clean at the moment . God only knows how long it will last. I was on the port and dope big time last year. I'll front up to my new neighbours' doors at 3 in the afternoon and 'chat'... with my bottle of port. I've hardly spoken to them this year .. and they never come round to my place! Sounds familiar?