BANG she steps through the time zone and enters a world beyond her wildest dreams. She's found herself slap bang into the future.
"Oh my God" she squeals, "It's St Ives, Cornwall."
She finds herself standing on a huge balcony of a mansion overlooking the sea.
Yes it's me she cries, but how did I get here? Then her gaze rests upon a framed newspaper cutting.
'Madam Miaow's Christmas Comedy Annual Sells Another Million'
She looks through a computerised telescope on an antique tripod. The marina blazes in the sunshine and her focus rests upon the largest rubber dingy. It's called the "The Purr" and has her face stamped upon it, and a huge sail ready to go.
A cough comes from behind her and a divine looking looking man stripped to his whiskers passes a ginger cat biscuit. She notices that the man is playing with three papers. He gives a knowing wink.. wink w wink.
Then as the fire is lit and her craving becomes intense the man commands,
"Stick with your ginger nut biscuit. None of this is for you."
'Why she pleads why! I want everything."
The man points to a large seven month lump on her tummy.
Dr Whooo Who hey Dr Who
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